Everyone Here Is Hot: Sapphic Dating

​Dating in DC? We’re tired.

​​The apps are dry. The banter is dead.

​​Everyone’s too cool to care, and no one kisses anymore. We need a reset button. Or at least a night out that doesn’t feel like a job interview.

​​How it works :

​​You show up.
You fill out a short, slightly cryptic questionnaire — the kind that makes you feel things and also wonder, “How is this relevant?”

​​Then?
The algorithm takes over.
(Not in a dystopian way. In a “maybe this will help me make out with someone interesting” way.)

​​All night, you’ll get clues.
Hints. Vibes. Little nudges toward the person Matchbox thinks might be your match.

​​Yes, there’s actual science behind it.
Matchbox uses relationship research, a little AI, and a Nobel Prize-winning matching theory to pair people up.
It’s the same team behind the viral Marriage Pact that’s matched over half a million people at 100+ colleges.

​​And finally—
After mingling, cocktails, and maybe a few false leads… the countdown begins.
Matches are revealed.

​​We’re not saying it’ll work. We’re not saying it won’t.

​​We’re just saying it’s gonna be hot, sapphic, and actually fun.

​​Maybe it’s nothing.
Maybe it’s something.
Maybe it’s everything.

​​Who’s to say?

​🎟 Your Ticket Includes:

• ​Admission to the event

• ​A Matchbox-powered matching experience

• ​A room full of hot, smart, single queers

• ​All night happy hour at the Craft

​💕 Who it’s for:

​This event is for sapphics—queer women and nonbinary folks who date women. Ages 25–35-ish.

​Come with curiosity. Come open to connection (romantic or otherwise).
Whether your match is your soulmate or just someone to split fries with at the bar after, we promise the room will be full of people worth meeting.

​🕰 Event Schedule:

• ​7:30pm — Check-in + questionnaire begins on time

• ​8:00pm — Doors close, The Algorithm begins

• ​8:30pm — First round of clues

• ​9:00pm — Matches revealed

• ​10:30pm — Event ends (but your night doesn’t have to)

​❓FAQs:

​Q: What there's an odd number of attendees?
A: We’ll do our best to make sure everyone has a single match, but things happen and if we have an odd number of attendees there will be one trio. If you are in the trio, we hope you make the best of it (whatever that means to you) and we will be sure to comp your ticket to the next event!

​Q: What’s your refund policy?
A: No refunds within 4 days of the event. We might offer credit in special cases.